The Headless Horseman
June 13th 2008 23:26
It's Friday 13th, so let's get spooky. Be very afraid…
INXS sans Michael Hutchence
It’s like American Idol meets the NSW Liberal Party*
*let's not get political, but how rock'n'roll is it to be front row at a NSW conservative party campaign launch? "Not very", would be my guess.
Pink Floyd sans Roger Waters
F*&k off, it’s not Pink Floyd without the ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ guy!
Grateful Dead sans Jerry Garcia
Very, very odd. But good on them for having a go. Not.
TCB sans Elvis Presley
No, that’s not Elvis. No, that’s not particularly cool. No, you’re not cool.
The Doors sans Jim Morrison
“Yes we’re still the same organist, guitarist and drummer! We’re almost the Doors... can near enough just be good enough?”
Black Sabbath sans Ozzy
Who the hell invited this guy?
The Angels sans Doc Neeson
No, you are not the Angels. You are former members of the Angels. That’s how the “I’m in a band but not with Doc Neeson” thing works.
The Beach Boys sans Brian Wilson
No, you are not the Beach Boys. You are former members of the Beach Boys. That’s how the “I’m in a band but not with Brian Wilson” thing works. Are any of you getting this?
And finally…a horrible rumour keeps resurfacing on the net.
Oh can they? Can she? Pleeeease?
No. Not if she was the last junkie on Earth.
INXS sans Michael Hutchence
It’s like American Idol meets the NSW Liberal Party*
*let's not get political, but how rock'n'roll is it to be front row at a NSW conservative party campaign launch? "Not very", would be my guess.
Pink Floyd sans Roger Waters
F*&k off, it’s not Pink Floyd without the ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ guy!
Grateful Dead sans Jerry Garcia
Very, very odd. But good on them for having a go. Not.
TCB sans Elvis Presley
The Doors sans Jim Morrison
“Yes we’re still the same organist, guitarist and drummer! We’re almost the Doors... can near enough just be good enough?”
Black Sabbath sans Ozzy
Who the hell invited this guy?
The Angels sans Doc Neeson
No, you are not the Angels. You are former members of the Angels. That’s how the “I’m in a band but not with Doc Neeson” thing works.
The Beach Boys sans Brian Wilson
No, you are not the Beach Boys. You are former members of the Beach Boys. That’s how the “I’m in a band but not with Brian Wilson” thing works. Are any of you getting this?
And finally…a horrible rumour keeps resurfacing on the net.
Oh can they? Can she? Pleeeease?
No. Not if she was the last junkie on Earth.
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