The Devil You Don’t Know
June 3rd 2008 00:47
For many a year we’ve heard the whackos rail against teen favourites such as Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Kiss, anyone who wears black, etc.
But here’s a timely wake-up call from our old pals at jesus-is-saviour.com:
“If you think Ozzy or Marilyn Manson are the only threats to your child, think again.”
Wow – thanks for the heads up!
Here are their ten nasties that may ‘penetrate your impressionable son or daughter’s naïve mind’:
10. Aerosmith!
“Promotes cross-dressing and homosexuality”
9. Prince!
“A demonic Jehovah’s Witness”
8. Beyonce!
“Blasphemes God”
7. Elvis!
“Elvis or Evils? Elvis was sometimes called the evangelist by those who hung around him, and he called them his disciples”
666. The Backstreet Boys!
“Oh, if you think the BackStreet Boys are young, naïve, innocent teenagers – think again”
5. N’Sync!
“With all the pedophiles and perverts stalking the Internet, that's just what our young people need — their "teen idols" encouraging them to engage in sexual ‘phone’ or ‘cybersex’!”
4. Britney Spears!
“In case you didn’t know, ‘pop’ is street slang for fornication”
3. Paul McCartney!
“Now I'm going to startle you a bit with some Satanism. Paul McCartney's 1971 album cover, Ram. The goat and ram head are greatly revered in Satanism and witchcraft.”
2. The Beach Boys!
“Few people would think of the Beach Boys as being Satanic, but as you will learn in this article, they certainly were…”
1. The entire Christian Rock genre!
“It is our conviction that rock music cannot be used to communicate spiritual truth”
Damn. Guess I’ll have to throw out those Amy Grant records now...
But here’s a timely wake-up call from our old pals at jesus-is-saviour.com:
“If you think Ozzy or Marilyn Manson are the only threats to your child, think again.”
Wow – thanks for the heads up!
Here are their ten nasties that may ‘penetrate your impressionable son or daughter’s naïve mind’:
10. Aerosmith!
9. Prince!
“A demonic Jehovah’s Witness”
8. Beyonce!
“Blasphemes God”
7. Elvis!
“Elvis or Evils? Elvis was sometimes called the evangelist by those who hung around him, and he called them his disciples”
666. The Backstreet Boys!
5. N’Sync!
“With all the pedophiles and perverts stalking the Internet, that's just what our young people need — their "teen idols" encouraging them to engage in sexual ‘phone’ or ‘cybersex’!”
4. Britney Spears!
“In case you didn’t know, ‘pop’ is street slang for fornication”
3. Paul McCartney!
“Now I'm going to startle you a bit with some Satanism. Paul McCartney's 1971 album cover, Ram. The goat and ram head are greatly revered in Satanism and witchcraft.”
2. The Beach Boys!
“Few people would think of the Beach Boys as being Satanic, but as you will learn in this article, they certainly were…”
1. The entire Christian Rock genre!
“It is our conviction that rock music cannot be used to communicate spiritual truth”
Damn. Guess I’ll have to throw out those Amy Grant records now...
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Comment by RubySoho
Music Zone
Thought Zone
That's gold.
Where did you get this list from?
Comment by Anonymous
"Other gems from these douches include:
The Good News Bible Exposed! (Good News BABEL!)"
"God Hasn't Lifted His Ban Against Walt Disney!"
and
"To Whom Do Catholics Pray?"
Comment by RubySoho
Music Zone
Thought Zone
When did he come to earth to announce it? And how on earth did I manage to miss that press conference?
Comment by lord waterfront yuppie