Ten albums my Grandma hates
June 1st 2008 22:03
I don’t want to lambaste my own Grandma, but…
her fundamentalist crusade against alternative rock is freakin’ hilarious. What is with these people? Were they like this in high school as well? She even calls Alice Cooper demonic. He’s a bible-basher!
Anyway, on with the lambasting.
Rob Zombie: Hellbilly Deluxe
Grandma says: “Yuk! Just looking at it makes my skin crawl”
Tool: Lateralus
Grandma says: “Ooh, that’s the one with the eyes, isn’t it? I don’t like the eyes”
Led Zeppelin: IV
Grandma says: “Not in my house. You know what those guys were up to”
Nine Inch Nails: The Downward Spiral
Grandma says: “Well it is a downward spiral; it’s a mockery of Christ”
Marilyn Manson: Antichrist Superstar
Grandma says: “Do you know what you’re getting yourself into?”
Tomahawk: Tomahawk
Grandma says: “Well God doesn’t hate a coward; I think he needs to forgive himself”
Slipknot: Slipknot
Grandma says: “Oh, I want to burn it”.
Shall I burn it for you, Grandma? “Yes, please”
Regurgitator: Unit
Grandma says: “This is absolutely filthy”.
Yeah, dude, like, totally gnarly.
Sex Pistols: Never Mind The Bollocks
Grandma says: “There’s definitely a spirit of aggression over him”
Where? There! Look out! It’s behind you!
Metallica: St Anger
Grandma says: “Not very good, is it?”
On this one I think we can all agree.
her fundamentalist crusade against alternative rock is freakin’ hilarious. What is with these people? Were they like this in high school as well? She even calls Alice Cooper demonic. He’s a bible-basher!
Anyway, on with the lambasting.
Rob Zombie: Hellbilly Deluxe
Tool: Lateralus
Grandma says: “Ooh, that’s the one with the eyes, isn’t it? I don’t like the eyes”
Led Zeppelin: IV
Grandma says: “Not in my house. You know what those guys were up to”
Nine Inch Nails: The Downward Spiral
Marilyn Manson: Antichrist Superstar
Grandma says: “Do you know what you’re getting yourself into?”
Tomahawk: Tomahawk
Grandma says: “Well God doesn’t hate a coward; I think he needs to forgive himself”
Slipknot: Slipknot
Grandma says: “Oh, I want to burn it”.
Shall I burn it for you, Grandma? “Yes, please”
Regurgitator: Unit
Grandma says: “This is absolutely filthy”.
Yeah, dude, like, totally gnarly.
Sex Pistols: Never Mind The Bollocks
Grandma says: “There’s definitely a spirit of aggression over him”
Where? There! Look out! It’s behind you!
Metallica: St Anger
Grandma says: “Not very good, is it?”
On this one I think we can all agree.
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