http://www.noisepets.com/ Noise Pets en Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:49:00 GMT Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:49:00 GMT info@noisepets.com info@noisepets.com http://www.noisepets.com/tips-for-pearl-jam/ This week Dr Who travels into the future to save Pearl Jam from recording another turkey. Lucky them: normally he delights in watching hippies embarrass themselves. 1. Division of Labour... http://www.noisepets.com/tips-for-pearl-jam/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/tips-for-pearl-jam/ Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:49:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/pearl-jams-decline/ 1991: Ten: 12 million copies The success of Ten solidified Brand: Pearl Jam and set the template/benchmark for all future Pearl Jam releases. Brand: Pearl Jam became known as a... http://www.noisepets.com/pearl-jams-decline/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/pearl-jams-decline/ Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:34:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/why-things-are-crap/ Q. Why is so much electronic music a load of crap? A. Lack of practice is no longer a barrier to music production, and lack of finance is no longer... http://www.noisepets.com/why-things-are-crap/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/why-things-are-crap/ Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:14:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/enlighten-me/ In the absence of anybody enlightening me to the contrary, I can only presume that these guys are the most overrated vocalists of the 20th century. Bing Crosby Just a... http://www.noisepets.com/enlighten-me/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/enlighten-me/ Mon, 30 Jun 2008 02:22:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/rogers-and-frankenstein/ No blog here but you might get a kick out of this. My friend and I had some fun putting together a couple of songs for our new joke band... http://www.noisepets.com/rogers-and-frankenstein/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/rogers-and-frankenstein/ Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:49:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/the-headless-horseman/ It's Friday 13th, so let's get spooky. Be very afraid... INXS sans Michael Hutchence It's like American Idol meets the NSW Liberal Party* *let's not get political, but how rock'n'roll... http://www.noisepets.com/the-headless-horseman/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/the-headless-horseman/ Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:26:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/weve-been-had-genres-that-dont-exist/ Hey, Moby, can you teach me to play some of your eclectic instruments?" wrap="0" title="" margin="5"] Once upon a time, we believed that rain came from the God of Rain... http://www.noisepets.com/weve-been-had-genres-that-dont-exist/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/weve-been-had-genres-that-dont-exist/ Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:55:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/emergency-biker-clubhouse-setlist/ (with thanks to Rob, whose collection of misfortunes are now funny) So you've been booked to play at a local bar. You arrive through the back door, set up in... http://www.noisepets.com/emergency-biker-clubhouse-setlist/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/emergency-biker-clubhouse-setlist/ Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:39:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/australian-idol-winners-songs-workshop/ Final Exam - Multiple Choice 1. When writing a song for an Australian Idol winner to perform, is it more important to emphasise: a) blandness b) obviousness c) complete lack... http://www.noisepets.com/australian-idol-winners-songs-workshop/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/australian-idol-winners-songs-workshop/ Tue, 10 Jun 2008 01:48:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/how-to-make-it-in-music-not/ Cash in on your good looks... NOT! She has cheekbones to die for. Her other cheeks could open a jam jar. The boys are all downloading her pics. The video... http://www.noisepets.com/how-to-make-it-in-music-not/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/how-to-make-it-in-music-not/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:32:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/a-quickie-kiss-my-poodles-/ A tribute to... Kiss My Poodle's Donkey was founded in BLANK by local BLANK, BLANK and BLANK. Their BLANK release, 'BLANK', went on to sell only BLANK units, though the... http://www.noisepets.com/a-quickie-kiss-my-poodles-/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/a-quickie-kiss-my-poodles-/ Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:27:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/backflip/ I want that one... no, wait... that one... no, wait... Prince In the mid nineties, this serial buffoon changed his name to "a bunch of stupid squiggly lines". Apparently this... http://www.noisepets.com/backflip/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/backflip/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:20:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/dont-give-up-your-day-job/ After all, no-one can be 'good' at everything... Ian 'Macca' McNamara Day job: host of 'Australia All Over', on Sunday mornings, ABC Local Radio Attempt at personal expression through music... http://www.noisepets.com/dont-give-up-your-day-job/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/dont-give-up-your-day-job/ Thu, 05 Jun 2008 00:59:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/a-brief-history-of-rock-critics/ In the beginning, Og banged two rocks together in a repetitive way, while shaking his loincloth to the rhythm. In this way, Og invented music. Og's neighbour, Noog, made sure... http://www.noisepets.com/a-brief-history-of-rock-critics/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/a-brief-history-of-rock-critics/ Wed, 04 Jun 2008 01:29:00 GMT http://www.noisepets.com/the-devil-you-dont-know/ For many a year we've heard the whackos rail against teen favourites such as Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Kiss, anyone who wears black, etc. But here's a timely wake-up... http://www.noisepets.com/the-devil-you-dont-know/#comments http://www.noisepets.com/the-devil-you-dont-know/ Tue, 03 Jun 2008 00:47:00 GMT