Don’t Give Up Your Day Job
June 5th 2008 00:59
After all, no-one can be ‘good’ at everything…
Ian ‘Macca’ McNamara
Day job: host of ‘Australia All Over’, on Sunday mornings, ABC Local Radio
Attempt at personal expression through music: Recently, an abominable, abysmal, abhorrent album entitled ‘The Last Ten Years’. On the titular track he sings a truly cringe-worthy chorus line: “We even lost the Crocodile Man…”
Anthony ‘Choc’ ‘The Man’ Mundine
Day job: champion boxer
Attempt at personal expression through music: a ridiculous hip-hop excursion by someone that should have, by the mercy of God, been born without a tongue
Bec Cartwright/Hewitt
Day job: soapie actress, wife of ‘Little’ Lleyton
Attempt at personal expression through music: an eminently forgettable pop set that only gets airplay in Coles Supermarkets
Brett Lee
Day job: Australian fast bowler
Attempt at personal expression through music: most recently, a bizarre Bollywood single titled ‘You’re the One for Me’.
‘But he’s just trying to raise his profile in India where the sponsorship dollars are!’ Oh, really? Then what was ‘Six and Out’, that turgid rock album he released with his buddies from the NSW cricket team? Don't be fooled: Brett is a serial offender.
Russell Crowe
Day job: tough-guy actor (“Yay - let’s play pretendies!”)
Attempt at personal expression through music: For longer than he’s acted, Rusky has been polluting the musical waters with his weekend warrior outfit, ‘30 Odd Foot of Grunt’. Why is the water brown, Mum? Why are those men grunting?
Marcia Hynes
Day job: Australian Idol judge
Attempt at personal expression through music: continues to draw out her lacklustre musical career with some awesomely forgettable albums, such as “…?...”
Alan Jones
Day job: Public Relations Officer, Telstra
Attempt at personal expression through music:
Click here to witness the freakshow.
The horror, the horror…
Ian ‘Macca’ McNamara
Day job: host of ‘Australia All Over’, on Sunday mornings, ABC Local Radio
Attempt at personal expression through music: Recently, an abominable, abysmal, abhorrent album entitled ‘The Last Ten Years’. On the titular track he sings a truly cringe-worthy chorus line: “We even lost the Crocodile Man…”
Anthony ‘Choc’ ‘The Man’ Mundine
Day job: champion boxer
Attempt at personal expression through music: a ridiculous hip-hop excursion by someone that should have, by the mercy of God, been born without a tongue
Bec Cartwright/Hewitt
Day job: soapie actress, wife of ‘Little’ Lleyton
Attempt at personal expression through music: an eminently forgettable pop set that only gets airplay in Coles Supermarkets
Brett Lee
Day job: Australian fast bowler
Attempt at personal expression through music: most recently, a bizarre Bollywood single titled ‘You’re the One for Me’.
‘But he’s just trying to raise his profile in India where the sponsorship dollars are!’ Oh, really? Then what was ‘Six and Out’, that turgid rock album he released with his buddies from the NSW cricket team? Don't be fooled: Brett is a serial offender.
Russell Crowe
Day job: tough-guy actor (“Yay - let’s play pretendies!”)
Attempt at personal expression through music: For longer than he’s acted, Rusky has been polluting the musical waters with his weekend warrior outfit, ‘30 Odd Foot of Grunt’. Why is the water brown, Mum? Why are those men grunting?
Marcia Hynes
Day job: Australian Idol judge
Attempt at personal expression through music: continues to draw out her lacklustre musical career with some awesomely forgettable albums, such as “…?...”
Alan Jones
Day job: Public Relations Officer, Telstra
Attempt at personal expression through music:
Click here to witness the freakshow.
The horror, the horror…
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